Single white female

Okay, so not only am I getting junk mail at home addressed to "Single Person at (my address here)," but over the last few months, they've started coming addressed to me personally. And there are new messages on my answering machine weekly: "Terri, this is Perky Bitch with 'How It Must Suck to be Single in the City.' Don't continue to be a loser, call us now and we'll hook you up!" And now, to add insult to serious injury, THEY'RE CALLING ME AT WORK!!! Why are they calling me at the office? Is there some single person list? How in the hell do they know who I am? Perhaps someone broke into my house and planted a single person lo-jack under my skin while I slept. I wondered what that antennae behind my ear was for...