School Daze

Last night was the first day of classes, and I realized a few things.

• It's quite possible that my Art History teacher witnessed the Paleolithic period first hand
• If the guy sitting next to me slouched any further down in his chair, he'd be on the floor
• People who wear flip-flops and drag their feet make me want to pummel them to death
• Dipping mini pretzels into blackberry yogurt isn't nearly as disgusting as it sounds
• The merging, exiting and splitting of four different highways known as The Grandview Triangle normally just sucks, but adding rain turns it into a class A clusterfuck
• Leaving work an hour early only to sit in said clusterfuck is no guarantee you won't be late to class
• Taking a chance and trying to sell back books from three semesters ago sometimes pays off
• There are way too many twenty-somethings named "Tiffany"
• My bookbag weighs 15 lbs
• I already have two chapters to read for Wednesday and a test next Monday

Let's hear it for higher education!!