Apples and Wine
Got this in an email from a great friend of mine and it made me chuckle:
Women are like apples: the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but they are easy to get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men....men are like a fine wine: they begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
posted by kcterrilynn at 8:20 AM
4 Comments:
I don't believe that apples actually "think." I don't know what this says for the women on top, or all the women for that matter. :-)
You have no idea how bad I needed to read this today. I'll have to consider myself a good apple now! :) haha
Ha! That was a great one. :D
So, what does it say about me that when I read this I feel bad for the apples on the ground? I mean, sure, they've fallen and they might be a little bruised, but that doesn't mean they're any less juicy or flavorful..
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