Ramble on
Some Wednesday rambles for you:
- I got home from work yesterday and could only find one cat. Uh-oh. 'Guinney...here kitty.' My answer was a faint 'merow.' Double uh-oh. I checked the linen closet in case I had accidentally closed him in (he likes to sleep on the bottom shelf)...no Guinness. Again, 'Guineeeeeey.' And again my answer was a 'merow' but it was a bit more pissed off and coming from...the dining room? I opened up the pantry door and just about got run down by a black streak as it headed down the hall to the litter box. I shut my cat in the pantry that morning. Oops.
- Every day on my way to and from work I drive by a doll shop that has a display of doll heads in the front window. Talk about creepy.
- Why oh why did the Viagra people have to desicrate "Viva Las Vegas" in their ads? Whoever sold them the rights to that song (I'm not sure Lisa Marie and Priscilla own them anymore) should be pelted with olives.
- Was passed by a guy this morning in a tricked out Bronco-mobile who had an LED display on his license plate frame that read "Jaguars suck...Colts suck..." Suppose he's going to list every team that the Broncos lose to this season?
- I had a dream the other night that when I went home for a visit everyone ignored me...even my mother! I called her the next morning and was like 'Dude! You were totally ignoring me! What's up with that?' She promised not to do it again.
- Is there any product that Peyton Manning won't shill for? I'm already bracing for his "Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling" douche commercial that Massingill will unveil during the Super Bowl.
Happy Hump Day!
posted by kcterrilynn at 8:15 AM
8 Comments:
i heart your wednesday rambles.
i agree with your peyton manning comment. i like the guy and think he is a great player but i think he is in real danger of overexposing himself...so much that people will start despising him.
Spacks: Awww...and I heart you, my dear.
I loved Manning's MC commercials, but after that it's like dude! get off my TV!
I believe RCA (which in turn is owned by BMG) owns Elvis' song rights. Now that Sony has merged with BMG, you can expect to see such song parodies in all sorts of commercials. I guess we should just be thankful that Michael Jackson didn't buy them.
Tim: You are just a font of information aren't you? It's the glasses isn't it? I always feel smarter when I wear mine.
what are the chances of you locking your cat in the closet again?
also, did you really give up booze for october? what are you going to do when you are at the Chiefs game?
Spacks: I have no plans to lock Guinney in a closet anytime soon, although last night he was running around crazy-like and ran into the screen patio door and bounced back like he'd hit a trampoline. I laughed for a good ten minutes.
I've not totally given up booze (I'm not crazy!)...just cut back. And I'll be drinking at the game, don't you worry.
Frankly, the use of "Viva Las Vegas" doesn't bother me all that much because Elvis was such a mediocre talent, rip-off artisit himself. What's more bothersome is just the notion that a bunch of guys would be sittin' around in a cabin singing about Viagra. Lot's of guys would like to use Viagra but they probably wouldn't admit it to other guys. And, maybe it's just me, but there were no women in the cabin. If I'm in a cabin full of guys, the last thing I want to know is that any of them are thinking about Viagra.
hopefully tricked out bronco man will soon be displaying 'steelers suck' then!! :)
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