My solemn vow

I, kcterrilynn, do hereby swear on the family Chiefs season tickets to remain a loyal, faithful and die-hard Chiefs fan, even in the heart of fuckin' Broncos country. I promise to proudly wear the red and yellow colors of my team, regardless of any dirty looks those Mile-High folks in orange shoot my direction. I will dutifully fly my Chiefs flag on game day, continue to refer to John Elway as 'Horse Face' and talk smack about the Denver Donkeys. I will honor the Arrowhead traditions of tailgating, the 'First Down' chant and most of all, inserting 'CHIEFS' at the end of the National Anthem. This I vow in the names of Lenny Dawson, Hank Strahm, and Lamar Hunt.