The things that get you through the day
A brief email conversation between some really bored girlfriends...
kctl: Okay, ladies, job interview call back...Do I? Don't I? It's such a catch-22, some say check in right away, because it makes you a go-getter; some say don't check in right away because it makes you too eager. ARRGGHHHH!!!
Kathy: It's been more than a week. I'd say you're good to call.
kctl: Okay, I'll call. Man, this is more nerve-wracking than asking a guy out!!!
Chris: That's only because you have much less practice with interviewing. :)
Tina: Daaammnn... you are on a roll today!
Kathy: So harsh! How is it that I have more practice with interviewing than asking a guy out? That's just freakin' sad.
kctl: No biggie y'all, Ms. Chris simply speaks the truth. And it made me laugh. That's a big plus right now. Okay, okay, I'm calling, I'm calling..
Chris: Worry not, Kathy. Terri is a trail blazer. We could all stand to learn a little from her when it comes to asking men out.
Kathy: Terri, will you be my Jedi master?
kctl: Ah, Grasshopper, I have so much to teach, so little time... Okay, now I’m really calling...I swear!!!
kctl: GRRRRR!!!! Voicemail. I left a totally dorky message. I asked about the status of the job. Who talks like that?! Dorks, that's who...
Kathy: Good job calling. Can't win if you don't play (at least that's what they tell me). And who doesn't sound like a dork in this process. It's cruel and inhumane.
Tina: Inhumane and humiliating... God, I think I would rather ask guys out. Really, much easier.
kctl: Well at least when you ask out guys it's okay if you're drunk, job interviews, not so much. Which I think should change, posthaste.
Tina: Just think...how many jobs could we be hired for if drunk? I can be a verrrry charming drunk. It's quite possible that I could be running Microsoft.
kctl: Although if you're drunk, wouldn't it be 'Micro-schoft'?
Tina: True, but it would be charming. I could totally get a way with it. Drinking in the workplace is underrated.
kctl: I totally agree! Think of the ways it could revolutionize business. Drinking games during board meetings:
outside the box = one drink
networking = one sip
go-getter = one drink
downsize = chug
It'd be fuckin' great!!!
Tina: Sometimes your brain really freaks me out.
kctl: You and me both, sister.
Tina: God help you in that thin mountain air.
kctl: Hmmm, hadn't thought of that. Coming soon: New Mountain Air Terri, 20% less oxygen, 100% loopier!!!
kctl: Okay, ladies, job interview call back...Do I? Don't I? It's such a catch-22, some say check in right away, because it makes you a go-getter; some say don't check in right away because it makes you too eager. ARRGGHHHH!!!
Kathy: It's been more than a week. I'd say you're good to call.
kctl: Okay, I'll call. Man, this is more nerve-wracking than asking a guy out!!!
Chris: That's only because you have much less practice with interviewing. :)
Tina: Daaammnn... you are on a roll today!
Kathy: So harsh! How is it that I have more practice with interviewing than asking a guy out? That's just freakin' sad.
kctl: No biggie y'all, Ms. Chris simply speaks the truth. And it made me laugh. That's a big plus right now. Okay, okay, I'm calling, I'm calling..
Chris: Worry not, Kathy. Terri is a trail blazer. We could all stand to learn a little from her when it comes to asking men out.
Kathy: Terri, will you be my Jedi master?
kctl: Ah, Grasshopper, I have so much to teach, so little time... Okay, now I’m really calling...I swear!!!
kctl: GRRRRR!!!! Voicemail. I left a totally dorky message. I asked about the status of the job. Who talks like that?! Dorks, that's who...
Kathy: Good job calling. Can't win if you don't play (at least that's what they tell me). And who doesn't sound like a dork in this process. It's cruel and inhumane.
Tina: Inhumane and humiliating... God, I think I would rather ask guys out. Really, much easier.
kctl: Well at least when you ask out guys it's okay if you're drunk, job interviews, not so much. Which I think should change, posthaste.
Tina: Just think...how many jobs could we be hired for if drunk? I can be a verrrry charming drunk. It's quite possible that I could be running Microsoft.
kctl: Although if you're drunk, wouldn't it be 'Micro-schoft'?
Tina: True, but it would be charming. I could totally get a way with it. Drinking in the workplace is underrated.
kctl: I totally agree! Think of the ways it could revolutionize business. Drinking games during board meetings:
outside the box = one drink
networking = one sip
go-getter = one drink
downsize = chug
It'd be fuckin' great!!!
Tina: Sometimes your brain really freaks me out.
kctl: You and me both, sister.
Tina: God help you in that thin mountain air.
kctl: Hmmm, hadn't thought of that. Coming soon: New Mountain Air Terri, 20% less oxygen, 100% loopier!!!
posted by kcterrilynn at 10:00 AM
6 Comments:
you girls are nutty like squirrel shit.
True, but you love me anyway, right?
of course. except when the J-E-T-S jets, jets, jets play the chiefs who are coached by the "Traitor".
loopy's good....that means we'll just laugh even more at your posts!
Carl: Jets schmets, babe. Get behind a real team.
Oooo, I was going through this not too long ago, Girl. I totally feel your pain.
It will happen. I know it. Right when you're not planning on it or expecting it... Eeek!
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