Vegas by the numbers

• Bloody Mary's drank: 2
• Hours spent at the hotel happy hour (daily): 2.5
• Free drinks at said happy hour (daily): 6-7
• Omelets eaten: 2
• Cameras forgotten at home: 2
• Trips to sports books: 2
• Money won on Kentucky Derby: $60 and $120 (unfortunately, not won by me)
• Elvis impersonators: 4 (including Dirty Crotch Elvis and Orange Oompa Loompa Elvis)
• Accidental Elvis impersonators: 2 (including a cabbie named Larry)
• $5.99 steaks ordered: 3
• $5.99 steaks eaten: less than half of each
• Upset tummys after $5.99 steak consumption: 3
• Trips to Freemont Street for shrimp cocktail: 1
• T-shirts bought: 3
• Times denied drinks at Margaritaville because it doesn't open until 11am: 1
• Times telling the hostess "but like Jimmy Buffett says, it's 5 o'clock somewhere...": 1
• Hours spent people watching from the rooftop deck of Margaritaville: 1.5
• Cute Boys met: 4
• Cute Boys serving as kctl's personal guide to Vegas: 1
• Rides riden at the Stratosphere: 1
• Times screaming like a little girl on ride at the Strat: 5
• Pocket knives lost: 1
• Hours spent at the rooftop bar at the Strat: 3
• Cute Boys kissed while enjoying the view: 1
• Times telling strangers that Cute Boy and I had just gotten married at The Little Chapel of Love: 3
• Times strangers bought "the newlyweds" drinks: 8
• Times "the newlyweds" felt guilty: 0
• Pictures of "the newlyweds" on strangers cameras: 3
• Bartenders who looked like Lurch: 1
• Minutes searching for rental car in parking garage: 30
• Bellagio fountain shows watched: 7
• Miles walked up & down The Strip: 25
• Blisters received: 1
• Times porn was offered: too many to count
• $8 beers bought at New York, New York: 3
• $8 beers bought at The Bellagio: 2
• $8 beers bought at Caesar's: 2
• Drunk guys doing a back flip off of a mechanical bull: 1
• Noses broken by drunk guy doing a back flip off a mechanical bull: 1
• Cab rides taken: 4
• Beer glasses stolen because it said 'Hefeweisen': 1
• Snoop Dogg spotted: 2
• Lion cubs seen: 2
• Pool games played: 1
• Pool games lost: 1
• Bad 80's Hair Band listened to: 1
• Trips to the ATM: 2
• Fee for using the ATM: $4 each trip
• Freaky homeless guy sightings: 5
• Most money won at video poker: $25 (on a $2 bet)
• Times "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" said: 6
• Women walking barefoot on the strip: 2
• Barefoot women washing their feet in the fountain at Caesar's Palace: 1
• Beers drank: infinity plus one
• Dips in the hottub: 1
• Naps taken: 1 (Dawn called it a nap, but she just flat passed out...oh well, toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe)
• Trips to the 'burbs: 1
• Drives through the Red Rocks Nat'l Forest: 1
• Wild asses spotted: 0
• Times singing "Viva Las Vegas": 8
• Shocks given by toy electric gun: 1
• Hours laughed at the look on Mark's face after being shocked by toy gun: 4
• Drunk dials: 4
• Hours slept in 3 day period: 6
• Trips through security at Vegas airport: 2
• Phone calls from Cute Boy since landing at DIA: 2

And I can't wait to do it again!!!