Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Vegas by the numbers

  • Bloody Mary's drank: 2
  • Hours spent at the hotel happy hour (daily): 2.5
  • Free drinks at said happy hour (daily): 6-7
  • Omelets eaten: 2
  • Cameras forgotten at home: 2
  • Trips to sports books: 2
  • Money won on Kentucky Derby: $60 and $120 (unfortunately, not won by me)
  • Elvis impersonators: 4 (including Dirty Crotch Elvis and Orange Oompa Loompa Elvis)
  • Accidental Elvis impersonators: 2 (including a cabbie named Larry)
  • $5.99 steaks ordered: 3
  • $5.99 steaks eaten: less than half of each
  • Upset tummys after $5.99 steak consumption: 3
  • Trips to Freemont Street for shrimp cocktail: 1
  • T-shirts bought: 3
  • Times denied drinks at Margaritaville because it doesn't open until 11am: 1
  • Times telling the hostess "but like Jimmy Buffett says, it's 5 o'clock somewhere...": 1
  • Hours spent people watching from the rooftop deck of Margaritaville: 1.5
  • Cute Boys met: 4
  • Cute Boys serving as kctl's personal guide to Vegas: 1
  • Rides riden at the Stratosphere: 1
  • Times screaming like a little girl on ride at the Strat: 5
  • Pocket knives lost: 1
  • Hours spent at the rooftop bar at the Strat: 3
  • Cute Boys kissed while enjoying the view: 1
  • Times telling strangers that Cute Boy and I had just gotten married at The Little Chapel of Love: 3
  • Times strangers bought "the newlyweds" drinks: 8
  • Times "the newlyweds" felt guilty: 0
  • Pictures of "the newlyweds" on strangers cameras: 3
  • Bartenders who looked like Lurch: 1
  • Minutes searching for rental car in parking garage: 30
  • Bellagio fountain shows watched: 7
  • Miles walked up & down The Strip: 25
  • Blisters received: 1
  • Times porn was offered: too many to count
  • $8 beers bought at New York, New York: 3
  • $8 beers bought at The Bellagio: 2
  • $8 beers bought at Caesar's: 2
  • Drunk guys doing a back flip off of a mechanical bull: 1
  • Noses broken by drunk guy doing a back flip off a mechanical bull: 1
  • Cab rides taken: 4
  • Beer glasses stolen because it said 'Hefeweisen': 1
  • Snoop Dogg spotted: 2
  • Lion cubs seen: 2
  • Pool games played: 1
  • Pool games lost: 1
  • Bad 80's Hair Band listened to: 1
  • Trips to the ATM: 2
  • Fee for using the ATM: $4 each trip
  • Freaky homeless guy sightings: 5
  • Most money won at video poker: $25 (on a $2 bet)
  • Times "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" said: 6
  • Women walking barefoot on the strip: 2
  • Barefoot women washing their feet in the fountain at Caesar's Palace: 1
  • Beers drank: infinity plus one
  • Dips in the hottub: 1
  • Naps taken: 1 (Dawn called it a nap, but she just flat passed out...oh well, toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe)
  • Trips to the 'burbs: 1
  • Drives through the Red Rocks Nat'l Forest: 1
  • Wild asses spotted: 0
  • Times singing "Viva Las Vegas": 8
  • Shocks given by toy electric gun: 1
  • Hours laughed at the look on Mark's face after being shocked by toy gun: 4
  • Drunk dials: 4
  • Hours slept in 3 day period: 6
  • Trips through security at Vegas airport: 2
  • Phone calls from Cute Boy since landing at DIA: 2

And I can't wait to do it again!!!

3 Comments:

Blogger Carl Spackler said...

wow...thats an action packed couple of days.

i'm jealous. i've never been to Vegas :(

3:19 PM  
Blogger Southern Sweetheart said...

Damn girl! I want to go with YOU next time! :) I have a blast every time I go! And I'm soooo loving the newlywed stunt. hahahahaha

9:36 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Damn...you sure packed alot into this trip! :) I'm going in a month and I can't wait!!! :)

10:16 AM  

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