New World Order
Dodie: I've got it all figured out.
kctl: Got what all figured out?
Dodie: What I'm going to be when I grow up. I've got a plan.
kctl: Plans are good. Let's hear it...
Dodie: I'm going to go to the University of Colorado and get my degree in Political Science.
kctl: That's a good start...CU is a good school. Then what?
Dodie: Then I'll be the govenor of Colorado.
kctl: Uh-huh.
Dodie: That's only for a few years, because in 2027, I'm going to be President. I'll be the youngest President ever!
kctl: Honey, that's great, but you can't be President at 30. You have to be at least 35 to run for President. Why don't you go into the Senate for a few years first?
Dodie: Because I want to be the youngest President. Why can't I be President at 30?
kctl: Because that's the rule. It's in the Constitution.
Dodie: Fine. Guess I'll be a Senator first.
kctl: Okay, so when you run for President, what's your platform going to be? What are your issues? Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
Dodie: Well, the first thing I'm going to do is create "Skittles World." It'll have roller coasters and water rides and bags of Skittles everywhere. Oh, and it'll all be free!!
kctl: Free? How are you going to pay for it? That would cost millions and millions to build and operate.
Dodie: I'll just tax everybody.
kctl (laughing): That would make you a Democrat.
Dodie: Whatever. Fine. I'll charge everybody $10 to get in.
kctl: So, then, what about poor people? How will you help them?
Dodie: I'll make them get jobs.
kctl (laughing): Now that'd make you a Republican. Okay. So, what about your foreign policy?
Dodie: What's that?
kctl: Well, that's how you handle America's relationships with other countries.
Dodie: Oh, that's easy. I'll just turn all the other countries in the world into Americas.
kctl: Now I get it, you just want to rule the world!! You don't want to be President, you want to be a dictator.
Dodie: Does that mean everybody would have to do what I say?
kctl: Yep.
Dodie: Awesome! I want to be a dictator then.
kctl: My niece the dictator...sounds good. It'll be a new world order!!
kctl: Got what all figured out?
Dodie: What I'm going to be when I grow up. I've got a plan.
kctl: Plans are good. Let's hear it...
Dodie: I'm going to go to the University of Colorado and get my degree in Political Science.
kctl: That's a good start...CU is a good school. Then what?
Dodie: Then I'll be the govenor of Colorado.
kctl: Uh-huh.
Dodie: That's only for a few years, because in 2027, I'm going to be President. I'll be the youngest President ever!
kctl: Honey, that's great, but you can't be President at 30. You have to be at least 35 to run for President. Why don't you go into the Senate for a few years first?
Dodie: Because I want to be the youngest President. Why can't I be President at 30?
kctl: Because that's the rule. It's in the Constitution.
Dodie: Fine. Guess I'll be a Senator first.
kctl: Okay, so when you run for President, what's your platform going to be? What are your issues? Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
Dodie: Well, the first thing I'm going to do is create "Skittles World." It'll have roller coasters and water rides and bags of Skittles everywhere. Oh, and it'll all be free!!
kctl: Free? How are you going to pay for it? That would cost millions and millions to build and operate.
Dodie: I'll just tax everybody.
kctl (laughing): That would make you a Democrat.
Dodie: Whatever. Fine. I'll charge everybody $10 to get in.
kctl: So, then, what about poor people? How will you help them?
Dodie: I'll make them get jobs.
kctl (laughing): Now that'd make you a Republican. Okay. So, what about your foreign policy?
Dodie: What's that?
kctl: Well, that's how you handle America's relationships with other countries.
Dodie: Oh, that's easy. I'll just turn all the other countries in the world into Americas.
kctl: Now I get it, you just want to rule the world!! You don't want to be President, you want to be a dictator.
Dodie: Does that mean everybody would have to do what I say?
kctl: Yep.
Dodie: Awesome! I want to be a dictator then.
kctl: My niece the dictator...sounds good. It'll be a new world order!!
posted by kcterrilynn at 8:15 AM
8 Comments:
i scored TWO touch downs in my flag football league yesteday.
i dedicated one of them to you.
Aww, that's sweet Carl... Did you do a a touchdown dance in the endzone?
Gotta love the dreams of a child. :)
That was funny. Was that a real conversation?
damn that's so cute! kids should be allowed to run for president.
Vixen: My nephew (12) has decided that being a lawyer takes too much school, so he's going to flip burgers instead.
Scott: Yep, Dodie is my 10 year old niece and she's decided that she wants to be President. She's a very funny little girl.
Kate: I know! I'd totally go to a place called 'Skittles World'!
You may as well just pack up and move to Cuba right now.
schoompie,
do you think kansas will loose Rush?
i hope he stays.
have a great weekend!
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