It's in the stars

Pisces: You probably feel like playing these days... and play is something you happen to excel at. It is already common knowledge that you are a passionate being, and today's astral configuration brings out that passionate energy even stronger. Practicing safe sex is probably one of the biggest health concerns out there. Protect yourself and your partner, so that you can stay "negative" - and have a great time doing it!

That one was interesting enough, but if you combine it with this horoscope from another source...

Pisces: Don't try to rush through everything. Instead, you should take your time and do the job well. Ultimately, quality is far better than speed. You will receive the utmost respect and praise from those around you when you complete a task with TLC.

Hmmmmmmmmmm...