Bollocks! It feels like a Monday!
Okay, so this morning, I woke up in quite a fog after having one of those really great, deep, almost dead types of sleep. My first inkling that it might be a strange day was when I tried to wash my hair using facewash. Um, okay, wake up now Terri. Second instance: I reached into the cabinet and grabbed a box of cereal and a box of Wheat Thins. I poured a bowlful of crackers and poured some Special K into a baggie to take to the office. Okay, really, Terri, wake up! After switching out the cereal/cracker mess, I went to the 'fridge for milk. And poured orange juice on my Special K. I'm not kidding. What's really funny is that I probably stared at it for a full 15 seconds thinking 'what the hell is wrong with the milk?' and looked at the experation date, like that would explain why it had turned orange. I dumped my cereal/oj combo down the sink and grabbed a yogurt instead. That's pretty safe, right? It was. And back to my morning. I loaded up a syringe with Insulin for Hefe and almost shot the wrong damn cat. Poor Guinney didn't know what to do when I grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and stuck the damn needle in him. Good thing I realized that it was the wrong color fur before I hit the plunger. He immediately ran and was hiding under the bed when I left. Probably the safest place to be right now. I have been in the office for almost an hour now and just realized that I mis-buttoned my shirt...that would explain the weird looks I got in the elevator. It's not even noon yet, people! I shudder to think of what else is in store for me today. Perhaps I should go back home and hide under the bed with Guinness.
posted by kcterrilynn at 7:39 AM
6 Comments:
If I didn't know that Guinness was a cat I'd say you've probably had one too many.
I've had days like that. I've actually opened boxes, thrown the food in the garbage and put the box on the tray to put in the over. This is usually followed quickly afterwards by me yelling names at myself...
Do you drink coffee, my dear? :) That has saved me from mornings like this! Of course nights are a different story for me; I have left so many a food out overnight because of my sleepy fog...
KC...where have you been? everythibng ok? i miss you.
Tiny- yes, Guinness is a cat, but that doesn't rule out the one too many theory.
Ian- Now that's funny. I didn't yell names at myself, just sort of muttered under my breath what a dumbass I am.
Thursday- nope, never could get into coffee. Too bitter. I'm generally a pretty perky (read: annoying) morning person.
Carl, You're sweet. I'm around, darling...just busy at the office (which never happens!). I promise to get back to regular blogging this week.
LOL, or perhaps hide with a nice cold Guinness, even better. Hope the freaky friday thing turned itself around!
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