Booger Butt, Esquire
Hello?
Hi Aunt Terri.
Hey Booger Butt! How're things in KC? How's school?
School's okay. Guess what I want to be when I grow up?
Um, I don't know...a burden on society?
Silence.
Sorry, honey, I was just kidding. Give me a hint.
It starts with the letter 'L.'
Hmm, let me think. A lion tamer?
Noooooo!
Okay, ummmm, a llama breeder?
C'mon...really guess!!
I am really guessing!! How about a lima bean farmer?
Aunt Terrrriiiii!! A real guess!
Librarian? Lumberjack? Linebacker? Lemon grower? Lighthouse operator?
Sigh.
Okay, I'll guess seriously now, I promise. Lawyer?
Yes!! I want to be a Prosecuter.
That's great, kiddo! I can see it now, 'Booger Butt, Attorney at Law.'
Aunt Terri, you can't call me Booger Butt when I'm a lawyer!
Oh yeah? Says who?
Says me!
What are you gonna do, sue me?
Maybe.
Whoa, hold up there kid! Okay, make you a deal...when you graduate law school, I'll stop calling you Booger Butt.
Promise?
Promise. You'll be an adult by then and I guess 'Booger Butt' would be too childish. How about something more grown up, like Mr. Booger Butt? Sir Booger Butt? Wait, I've got it: Booger Butt, Esquire.
Sigh. You're weird, Aunt Terri.
You don't know the half of it, sweetheart. But you love me anyway.
Yeah, but you're still weird.
Hi Aunt Terri.
Hey Booger Butt! How're things in KC? How's school?
School's okay. Guess what I want to be when I grow up?
Um, I don't know...a burden on society?
Silence.
Sorry, honey, I was just kidding. Give me a hint.
It starts with the letter 'L.'
Hmm, let me think. A lion tamer?
Noooooo!
Okay, ummmm, a llama breeder?
C'mon...really guess!!
I am really guessing!! How about a lima bean farmer?
Aunt Terrrriiiii!! A real guess!
Librarian? Lumberjack? Linebacker? Lemon grower? Lighthouse operator?
Sigh.
Okay, I'll guess seriously now, I promise. Lawyer?
Yes!! I want to be a Prosecuter.
That's great, kiddo! I can see it now, 'Booger Butt, Attorney at Law.'
Aunt Terri, you can't call me Booger Butt when I'm a lawyer!
Oh yeah? Says who?
Says me!
What are you gonna do, sue me?
Maybe.
Whoa, hold up there kid! Okay, make you a deal...when you graduate law school, I'll stop calling you Booger Butt.
Promise?
Promise. You'll be an adult by then and I guess 'Booger Butt' would be too childish. How about something more grown up, like Mr. Booger Butt? Sir Booger Butt? Wait, I've got it: Booger Butt, Esquire.
Sigh. You're weird, Aunt Terri.
You don't know the half of it, sweetheart. But you love me anyway.
Yeah, but you're still weird.
posted by kcterrilynn at 8:41 AM
5 Comments:
Lawyer?
Hmmmm. Maybe I should talk him out of it.
Thanks for the visit, Aunt Terri. ;)
Okay, I tried to make fun, now I am hopelessly smitten.
Maybe its just my meds but I like you.
Jason: Well, he's only 12, so my guess is, he'll go through a dozen more career wishes in the next month. :)
Garrett: Aww, thanks babe. But don't let being smitten stop you from making fun. Sarcasm makes the world go 'round.
Cute. sounds so much like convos i have with my nieces and nephew.
My 16 year old neice is going to be a farmer.
To make tons of money.
I think she should be a lawyer because she's halfway got my sister and I convinced that she's smarter than we are. I hate that.
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