Kansas City Griefs...
Now, you all know I love my Chiefs..but this made me laugh so hard I snorted. Oh well, there's always next year...
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.
Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!!".
Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.
Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!!".
Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)
posted by kcterrilynn at 8:06 AM
8 Comments:
Those were good....
Thanks for the giggle!
Many of these could be modified for the MN Vikings...
KC,
are you going crazy with all this snow?
Heather: thought so too, and after the way they played last weekend, I needed the laugh as well.
Alie: They could fit most NFL teams at one point or another...just sucks when it's your team.
Carl: I'm about to go freakin' postal on somebody's ass...it's not the snow that's killin' me, right now it's the sub-zero temps! My toes are perpetually frozen. They say there is an end in sight tho, it's going to be 35 degrees on Thursday! Whee!
Welcome to the midwest! And Carl, VA can suck it with their nice weather...
SCHMOOPIE!!!
i just saw the Seinfeld episode lastnight that had schoompie in it. is that where you got it from? if you are a big Seinfeld like i am then we are truly mean't to be together. we have way too much in common.
Carl: this is what I'm sayin'...
You've really got to come west my dear. We'll drink Boddington's while we watch KU play, listen to Coltrane while quoting Seinfeld, and call each other 'Schoompie!' We're a match made in blogger heaven.
Sounds like my Redskins. . . .
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